lessons in sunscreen

today was the PERFECT temperature day. beautiful and sunny yet cool in the shade. ahhhh perfection. so we decided en mass. to go to the valley zoo. 8 adults and 5 kids, not bad really. so we packed a lunch and put on our hats and sunscreen. i know you're all wondering why some one with my skin would even both with sunscreen, but it's good for you. so i sprayed down the kids and then also sprayed my tank topped self. only it never occurred to me to rub it in. so i now look like i've developed a sick and disgusting contagious rash all over my back and shoulders, all red and white and splotchy. that'll teach me to spray on sun screen.